Phil Hartman

Self / Various Characters

Tom Arnold

Kevin O'Brien

Alec Baldwin

Mr. Cherrywood

Corbin Bernsen

Celebrity Lawyer

Nancy Carell

Jane

Dana Carvey

Self / H. Ross Perot / Various Characters

Ellen Cleghorne

Shakira's Mom

Danny DeVito

Al Goldstein

Nora Dunn

Self / Various Characters

Will Ferrell

Troy

Will Ferrell

Self / Nancy Reagan / Various Characters

Melanie Hutsell

Cashier