Rob Schneider

Gus

David Spade

Richie

Jon Heder

Clark

Molly Sims

Liz

Jon Lovitz

Mel

Amaury Nolasco

Carlos

Tim Meadows

Wayne

Nick Swardson

Howie

Erinn Bartlett

Salad Girl / Sarah

Craig Kilborn

Jerry

John Farley

Swimmer Boy

Bill Romanowski

Karl